"LoL."

June 22, 2008 – While tropical depression Frank was busy working his magic on our country, Clan Exiled was gathered on the dry, cracked grounds of Nanke Village as they geared up for the 2 p.m. attack on Silk Mountain; their gateway into Guardians territory. While everyone was still in high spirits—due to the recent victories over major clans—everyone knew better than to be overconfident.

The battle opened with Exiled’s standard mid-lane rush, which ended up all the way to the Guardians’ middle base entrance, destroying the three towers they’ve managed to build (one tower in the mid lane which was immediately smashed as soon as it was put up). The rest was pretty straightforward. After four waves and forty-something minutes, Guardians’ CB was destroyed.

Frankly, it was a pretty boring battle. Guardians claims they were short on men since there were only 60+ of them online at that time. To which this writer says (and yes, there’s more than one poster on this blog): Whatever. I’m sure Exiled looks forward to facing you “in full force”. Even then, it’s almost certain the excuses will never stop.

Because, in other news….

At a pathetic attempt at justifying consecutive losses, certain Guardians members cried “foul!” and claimed that Exiled members have been using third-party programs (i.e. h4xX d00dz l0lz!!1!) during their battles, explaining the swift victories. Although it's highly unlikely that such programs even exist for Perfect World, it was this writer’s duty to ask TheDoctor if he had knowledge of these accusations, or if there’s any truth to them. It was a short interview.

Me: “Doc, according to [Guardians], certain Exiled members are using stat editors and 1-hit hacks, explaining Guardians members’ dying all over the place. What is your response to this?”

TheDoctor: “LoL.”

Like I said, it was a pretty short interview. All I can say is, I expected better from Guardians. It’s a game. You get your fair share of losses as you do your wins. Got beaten? Suck it up like a champ and get back at your opponents. Spreading rumors to destroy your opponent’s credibility? That’s just low; and just plain…gay. Whatever respect and/or admiration I had for them is now gone.

Note: This author’s opinions is not necessarily shared by Clan Exiled, its officers, and its members.